Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 1
In the first chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, OH MY GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER ONE: THE TAMING OF SMÉAGOL ‘Well, master, we’re in a fix...
View ArticleMark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 2
Int he second chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Gollum leads Sam and Frodo to Mordor and through the creepiest marsh of all time. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the...
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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 3
In the third chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Frodo, Sam, and Gollum reach the gates of Mordor, and learn that one cannot simply walk into Mordor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to...
View ArticleMark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 4
In the fourth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Sam Gamgee becomes my favorite literary character of all time, and Tolkien gets really serious about war. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark...
View ArticleMark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 6
In the sixth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, Tolkien makes my stomach hurt. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER SIX: THE FORBIDDEN POOL Doubt can be...
View ArticleMark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 7
In the seventh chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I am getting increasingly nervous about what the hell is going on. If this intrigues you, then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the...
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Mark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 8
In the eighth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, HOW MUCH MORE MUST I TOLERATE OF THIS INTENSITY? Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER EIGHT: THE STAIRS...
View ArticleMark Reads ‘The Two Towers': Book 2, Chapter 9
In the ninth chapter of the second book of The Two Towers, I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER NINE: SHELOB’S LAIR what the fuck I REGRET...
View ArticleMark Reads ‘The Return of the King': Book 2, Chapter 2
In the second chapter of the second book of The Return of the King, Sam and Frodo sort of walk right into Mordor. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER TWO: THE LAND...
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Mark Reads ‘The Return of the King': Book 2, Chapter 3
In the third chapter of the second book of The Return of the King, LOOK, OKAY, THERE WAS A POINT READING THIS WHERE I DON’T THINK I BREATHED OXYGEN FOR AT LEAST FORTY-FIVE SECONDS, AND THAT IS...
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